everyone is single if you try hard enough
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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