Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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