would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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