I'm drive I can fine osifer
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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