so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
