STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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