Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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