it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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