youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We're using joints as your birthday candles
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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