So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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