does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you would pick up someone in the library
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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