I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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