It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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