420 ftw
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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