On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
God I need to hump something, right now.
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