The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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