and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
