I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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