The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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