Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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