This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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