I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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