that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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