found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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