Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
i now understand why vodka
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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