I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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