its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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