shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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