I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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