is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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