I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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