Christians are straight up FREAKS
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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