he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
