hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
NoShamevember. You game?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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