Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
