the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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