He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
