Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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