Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
