Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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