Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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