where does the pee come out of this thing
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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