I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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