Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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