Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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