I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Randomize
