is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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