p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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