Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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