I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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