So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
The adults are the big ones right?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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